Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.
Memorable quotes for Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead
The Player: We're actors! We're the opposite of people!
-- The Player: For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of "The Rape of the Sabine Women," or rather woman, or rather Alfred, and for eight you can participate.
-- The Player: We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see. Guildenstern: Is that what people want? The Player: It's what we do.
-- The Player: The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter. Rosencrantz: Good God. We're out of our depths here. The Player: No, no, no! He hasn't got a daughter! The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter. Rosencrantz: The old man is? The Player: Hamlet... in love... with the old man's daughter... the old man... thinks. Rosencrantz: Ah.
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The Player: Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go, when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get.
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The Player: We are tragedians, you see? We follow directions. There is no choice involved. The bad end unhappily, the good, unluckily. That is what tragedy means.
-- The Player: We can do rapiers... or rape... or both!
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The Player: [after the performance in front of the servants] Are you familiar with this play? Guildenstern: No. The Player: A slaughterhouse, eight corpses all told. Guildenstern: [does a quick mental recount, then] Six. The Player: Eight.
[the two tragedians who resemble Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are "hanged"] Guildenstern: Who are they? The Player: They're dead.
-- The Player: Why? Guildenstern: Ah, why? Rosencrantz: Exactly! Guildenstern: Exactly what? Rosencrantz: Exactly why? Guildenstern: Exactly why what? Rosencrantz: What? Guildenstern: Why? Rosencrantz: Why what exactly? Guildenstern: WHY IS HE MAD? Rosencrantz: I DON'T KNOW!
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Synopsis: Angelenos Doug Billings and Tracy Garner are about to get married. Two days before the wedding, the four men in the wedding party - Doug, Doug's two best buddies Phil Wenneck and Stu Price, and Tracy's brother Alan Garner - hop into Tracy's father's beloved Mercedes convertible for a 24-hour stag party to Las Vegas. Phil, a married high school teacher, has the same maturity level as his students when he's with his pals. Stu, a dentist, is worried about everything, especially what his controlling girlfriend Melissa thinks. Because she disapproves of traditional male bonding rituals, Stu has to lie to her about the stag, he telling her that they are going on a wine tasting tour in the Napa Valley. Regardless, he intends on eventually marrying her, against the advice and wishes of his friends. And Alan seems to be unaware of what are considered the social graces of the western world. The morning after their arrival in Las Vegas. See the movie trailer and find more info
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): When the doctor tells the trio (Phil, Stu, and Alan) that Doug's blood work had come back, he tells them that Doug had a large amount of a drug called Ruphylin in his system. He then clarifies by saying "Ruphylin... roofies. Commonly known as the date-rape drug." The drug known as "roofies" is called Rohypnol, but a doctor looking at a blood work report would have likely referred to it by its generic name, flunitrazepam, or by its drug class, benzodiazepine.
Boom mic visible: During the scene in the convenience store, right after the clerk gives the total for the purchase, a boom mic can be seen at the top of the screen for about half a second.
Errors in geography: Towards the beginning of the film, when Alan makes the mistake of saying "ri-tard" instead of "retard", it appears that Doug is driving in the middle lane, as a car passes them on the left. However, in the long-shot where we see the car snaking up to the camera, it is obvious that it's only a two-line road.
Continuity: Right after the scene where the guys let Mr. Chow out of the trunk. Alan was sitting against the front wheel of the car. As the camera angle changed he was sitting against the door. And as the camera angle changed once more, he was sitting in front of the wheel again.
Continuity: During the scene after a nude Mr. Chow attacks Phil, Stu, and Alan, the driver side door is wide open, but it had nearly fully closed after Phil first exited the car.
Continuity: When the girl is aiming at Phil with the taser gun, her arm alternates from straight to bent and back to straight again.
Continuity: When Stu is waking up on the floor from the hangover, the chicken is behind his head. The next shot from a different angle shows the chicken at the top of his head.
Continuity: In first shot of the next day with Stu laying on floor there is a "Monster" can about a tile away from his head. When he stands up, it is no longer in sight.
Continuity: When talking to Dr. Valsh in the hospital scene, Phil starts to write down "Best Little Chapel" on a piece of paper. He then asks Dr. Valsh where it is. After he tells Phil to get a map, the following shot of the piece of paper has nothing written on it and Phil rewrites "Best Little Chapel".
Continuity: (At 35:07) Bikini girls walk by twice when Alan hands Stu the tooth.
Continuity: Towards the beginning of the film, after Doug says "it's not easy" and while Alan talks about Rain Man (1988), a white van can be seen passing them quickly on the left (which Phil glances at). After Alan makes the mistake of saying "ri-tard" and Stu says "What?", the same exact white van is seen again, but this time going slower and moving backwards. In addition, after Doug corrects Alan by saying "REtard", the white van is no longer there.
Continuity: During the taser scene both of Alan's arms are stretched out in front of him when the officer pats him on the rear. When the camera immediately cuts to the officer asking the kids about taking fingerprints, Alan's left arm is now by his side.
Continuity: When Alan was hit with the taser and falls on the table, he initially falls on his side. When the angle changes to where Officer Franklin pats him on the rear, Alan is face-down on the table with both arms up. And when the children get up to leave the room, Alan's arms are down beside his side.
Continuity: Alan has a plastic grocery bag with the liquor in the hotel room when he sings "Who Let The Dogs Out?" As they are walking down the hallway, he isn't carrying the bag. But it reappears when they are waiting for the elevator.
Continuity: On the way back to LA for the wedding. Doug is holding his hat with his left hand and reaches into his pocket with his right hand and holds up a bunch of chips from the Bellagio. In the next camera angle he is holding his hat with his right hand and holding up the chips in his left hand.
Plot: A Las Vegas-set comedy centered around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him. This film won a golden globe for the Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy. See more awards and nominations.
Stars: Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper and Justin Bartha
Taglines
Some guys just can't handle Vegas
Feel it June 5
Whose baby is this?
Am I missing a tooth?
I stole a police car?!
What happened last night?
Where's Doug?
Where the hell is my tiger?
Have you seen this man?
Easy, tiger!
You mess with the wrong guy.
Well, technically I'm an escort!
Plot: Stefania and Tommaso are to marry and want their wedding to be special. They travel to Stefania's childhood church and there meet a priest who rises to the challenge. In the ceremony the couple are confronted with not only the beauty of their love but also the darker challenges of marriage; the loss of togetherness, the temptations, the interference of others. Yet, through it all they and their guests learn that love is something that we all must do alone.
Runtime: 114 min Country: Italy Language: German | Italian AKA: If by Chance Canada (English title)
Un casamiento inolvidable Argentina
"According to Buddy Love, these are the ingredients for an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater: 2 shots vodka, 1 shot rum, 1 shot vermouth, 1 shot brandy, 1 shot gin, 1 shot scotch, a dash of bitters, a smidgen of vinegar, a lemon peel, an orange peel and a cherry. Mix it well and pour it into a tall glass."
PLOT: To improve his social life, a nerdish professor drinks a potion that temporarily turns him into the handsome, but obnoxious, Buddy Love.
At National Film Preservation Board, USA, in 2004 this film won the award "National Film Registry"
Taglines:
- What does he become? What kind of monster?
- Well, any scientist who makes a girl like this can't be all mad.
- Please do not reveal the middle of this picture! Jerry's a mousey chemistry prof who invents the greatest drink since Dracula discovered bloody marys.
Runtime: 107 min.
TRIVIA
- It was widely believed at the time that the Nutty Professor's sleazy alter ego Julius Kelp was a satirical swipe at Jerry Lewis's longtime partner, Dean Martin.
- Jerry Lewis wrote seven scripts for the film by himself and two with Bill Richmond.
GOOFS:
* Continuity: When Julius drinks his "potion" and transforms into the Hyde-like creature prior to the appearance of Buddy, Julius' bird alternates between being covered and uncovered several times between shots. This is particularly noticeable when the bird says, "I told you, Julius," and we cut to a long shot where the birdcage is covered.
* Continuity: When Professor Kelp is at his desk writing in his journal, the clock on the wall is not running. When he drinks the formula later that evening, during his transformation into Buddy Love, the clock is running.
* Continuity: When Julius is making the potion in his lab he closes the blinds and it is glaringly bright outside. Then when he drinks the potion the clock reads 9:30 at night.
* Continuity: When Kelp has been jammed into a storage cabinet by a student, we see Stella as seen from his horizontal viewpoint with her head to the left of shot. But he's lying on his left side, so her head should be on the right.
* Continuity: When Kelp is jammed into a storage cabinet by a student, his left knee lies on a big brown bottle. In the following scenes, this bottle has simply vanished.
* Continuity: Before Buddy Love starts playing the piano in his first scene at the Purple Pit, he sets down his cigarette. During his song the cigarette is nearly finished burning, but after the song, he picks it back up and it's nearly whole.
* Continuity: In the last scenes, the Professor has new braces while in the classroom with Stella. But when the two leave the room after his parents enter, he is clearly without any in his mouth.
* Continuity: When Warfield meets with Kelp after the explosion, the fish tank on Warfield's desk keeps changing location.
* Continuity: At the prom, Stella's hand changes position on/off Buddy's shoulder.
* Revealing mistakes: As Julius is creeping behind the grassy knoll, he nudges the grass and the whole knoll rocks back and forth.
QUOTES:
Buddy Love: Hiya, chicky baby. How's it going? Stella Purdy: Fine. Buddy Love: Crazy. I thought I'd visit your little land of learning. Cute. Cute pad. Stella Purdy: What happened to you last night? What'd you run away like that for? I thought you saw a ghost or something. Buddy Love: Oh yeah. How 'bout that? Well, that's why I stopped by. I thought I'd lay it on ya, but this ain't the place to talk. What do you say we meet later at the Purple Pit? We can talk better there. Stella Purdy: Well, I dunno. You're pretty weird, you know, and I don't want... Buddy Love: Chi-chi. Ten o' clock? Stella Purdy: Perfect. Buddy Love: Figures.
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Buddy Love: I know what you're thinking: Where's he been all my life? Right? Stella Purdy: No, not exactly. Buddy Love: And that you're happy with the way I handled those three goons, right? Well, normally I would've belted them, but I didn't want to muss myself all up and have you dance with a sloppy guy. Dig? Stella Purdy: Well then, you restrained yourself just for little old me. Buddy Love: I knew you'd appreciate it. I do a lot of nice things. Stella Purdy: Well, is that really the case or is this line 27-a for young college girls? Buddy Love: Aww, now you see? You went and done it. For one of the rare times in my life when I dig down into the soul, and you doubt my veracity. Well, that hurts. Stella Purdy: Well, it's not your veracity that I doubt.
[pause] Stella Purdy: The music stopped. Buddy Love: Yeah, I heard.
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Buddy Love: They're nice kids. All nice. All nice kids. They have very, very good taste, I might add. Stella Purdy: I'm glad. It would be a shame to waste the genius of yours on the riff-raff. Buddy Love: Well, honey, I always say, if you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around the bush, true? Stella Purdy: And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together. Buddy Love: Just a minute, sweetheart. I don't recall dismissing you. Stella Purdy: You rude, discourteous egomaniac! Buddy Love: You're crazy about me, right? And I can understand it. Only this morning, looking in the mirror before shaving, I enjoyed seeing what I saw so much I couldn't tear myself away.
[kisses his hand] Buddy Love: Have some, baby?
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Purple Pit Bartender: What'll it be? Buddy Love: Aww... That's no way to talk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. "What'll it be?" That's no way to treat a customer. C'mere. Try it like this. Pay attention. You'll feel better and the customers'll be happier. Try this: "What'll it be? Hmmm?" Try that. Come on. We haven't got all night. Try it. Purple Pit Bartender: What'll it be? Hmmm? Buddy Love: Good! That was wonderful. Did anyone ever tell you you couldn't sing?
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Gym Attendant: Are you hurt? Professor Julius Kelp: Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt.
C'est Arrivé Près De Chez Vous Man Bites Dog [It Happened In Your Neigborhood] 1992
A.K.A:
"C'est Arrivé Près De Chez Vous" - Belgium (Original Title)
"It Happened In Your Neighborhood" - Belgium (English Title)
"Man Bites Dog: It Happened In Your Neighborhood" - International (English Title) (Informal Title)
Tagline: A Killer Comedy
Plot: A camera crew follows a serial killer/thief around as he exercises his craft. He expounds on art, music, nature, society, and life as he offs mailmen, pensioners, and random people. Slowly he begins involving the camera crew in his activities, and they begin wondering if what they're doing is such a good idea, particularly when the killer kills a rival and the rival's brother sends a threatening letter.
1992 Metro Media Award - Toronto International Film Festival
1992 Best Actor Sitges - Catalonian International Film Festival
1992 Best Film Sitges - Catalonian International Film Festival
1992 Special Award Of The Youth - Cannes Film Festival
1992 SACD Award - Cannes Film Festival
1993 Critics Award - French Syndicate Of Cinema Critics
MPAA: Rated NC-17 for strong graphic violence. Runtime: 95 min. Country: Belgium Language: French
Trivia: The literal English translation for this movie is: "It took place close to your home."
GOOFS:
Revealing mistakes: When Ben has suffocated the little kid by putting a pillow on his face, the body stops stumbling and is supposedly dead, but the chest still makes breathing movements.
Revealing mistakes: At the very beginning of the film when Ben strangles the woman, she closes her eyes to show she has died, but then she opens them and then continues to blink until the scene fades.
Revealing mistakes: When Ben plays the piano, his hands play out of sync with the music.
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): When Ben and Valerie play a duet together, he informs her to play in 4/4 time when the song they play is actually in 3/4 time.
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): When Ben gets a holster for his birthday, he asks them to bring his revolver so he can try it out. But they don't bring a revolver, they bring him a semi-automatic pistol.
Prepare yourself for the most irreverent and funny comedy that brings new meaning to juvenile delinquency! As the world's least-likely mentors, Danny (Paul Rudd) & Wheeler (Seann William Scott) must put aside their selfish, sarcastic and party-driven ways in order to give two odd, foul-mouthed kids invaluable wisdom about life, love and heavy metal. With a supporting cast of comic all-stars including Elizabeth Banks, Jane Lynch, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Bobb'e J. Thompson, Role Models is "a surprisingly clever comedy" (Claudia Puig, USA Today).
Tagline: Danny and Wheeler were just sentenced to 150 hours mentoring kids. Worst idea ever
MPAA: Rated R for crude and sexual content, strong language and nudity.
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee? Barista: A what? Danny: Large black coffee. Barista: Do you mean a venti? Danny: No, I mean a large. Barista: Venti is large. Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. Barista: A venti is a large coffee. Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
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School Boy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo. Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet. Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her
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Gayle Sweeny: Watch your language, Ronnie. Ronnie Shields: My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.
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Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine. Wheeler: What did you have for dinner? Danny: Was it cocaine?
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Gayle Sweeny: Oh, and F.Y.I., you're playing on this girl's court now, okay? So you're playing by her rules. Wheeler: Are you the coach? Gayle Sweeny: I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.
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Danny: Where am I going to find a girl who hates all the same things I do? Beth: You're so romantic. Danny: Hey. Hey... You complete me... You had me at hello. Beth: Oh, god. Danny you're not hearing what I'm saying to you. Danny: I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy telling her that... to... love her. Beth: You don't even know that one. Danny:: Hey, come on. Who are you going to call... Ghostbusters.
While babysitting his neighbor's children, a mild-mannered guy winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code.
Jackie Chan kicks it into high gear with this hilarious action-comedy thats fun for the whole family. The film also stars the lovely Amber Valetta and funny men George Lopez and Billy Ray Cyrus.
Título: El Súper Canguro Título original: The spy next door. Dirección: Brian Levant. País: USA. Año: 2010. Duración: 92 min. Género: Acción, comedia, familiar. Interpretación: Jackie Chan (Bob Ho), Amber Valletta (Gillian), Billy Ray Cyrus (Colton James), George Lopez (Glaze), Katherine Boecher (Creel), Magnús Scheving (Poldark), Madeline Carroll (Farren), Alina Foley (Nora), Lucas Till (Larry). Guión: Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer y Gregory Poirier; basado en un argumento de Jonathan Bernstein y James Greer. Producción: Robert Simonds. Música: David Newman. Fotografía: Dean Cundey. Montaje: Lawrence Jordan. Diseño de producción: Stephen J. Lineweaver. Vestuario: Lisa Jensen. Distribuidora: Aurum. E Estreno en USA: 15 Enero 2010. Estreno en España: 23 Abril 2010.
Rated PG for some mild rude humor and mild language Tagline: Whatever they dream up... he has to survive
Plot: A family comedy about a hotel handyman whose life changes when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to magically come true Runtime: 99 Minutes
Título original: Bedtime Stories Título latino: Cuentos Que No Son Cuento Título español: Más allá de los sueños Producción: Happy Madison, Conman & Izzy Productora: Walt Disney Pictures, Offspring Productor: Andrew Gunn, Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo Director: Adam Shankman Historia de: Matt López Edición: Tom Costain, Michael Tronick CoProductor: Kevin Grady Actúan: Courteney Cox, Adam Sandler, Guy Pearce, Keri Russell, Richard Griffiths, Aisha Tyler, Lucy Lawless, Teresa Palmer, Russell Brand, Jonathan Pryce Tiempo de duración: 99 minutos aproximadamente Lanzamiento: 25 de diciembre de 2008 Casa productora: Gunn Films País de origen: Estados Unidos de Norteamérica Género: Comedia familiar Clasificación MPAA: Apto para todo público [G]
Adam Sandler, el rey de la comedia, ahora es la estrella de “Cuentos que no son cuento” de Walt Disney Pictures, una mágica comedia para toda la familia, repleta de aventuras y emociones.
cuando Skeeter Bronson (Sandler) acepta cuidar a los hijos de su hermana (Courtney Cox), su imaginación se sale de control e inventa locas historias para dormir, en las que él siempre es el héroe. Fascinados, los niños comienzan a aportar sus propias ideas a estos cuentos de heroísmo y aventuras y ahí es cuando comienza la magia, ya que todas las narraciones que juntos inventan por las noches, se convierten en realidad al siguiente día, llevando a Skeeter a vivir una auténtica aventura en la que buscará desesperadamente vivir su propio final feliz.
Con coloridos personajes, humor y fantasía, esta cálida comedia encantará a toda la familia una y otra vez.
